Prologue
Who was around to catch the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand on film? Similarly, the first, explosive event in the following episode remains unrecorded; but eyewitness accounts tell of Davy sneaking up behind Ailsa and pushing her into the paddling pool. The parties presenthostile, neutral or blatantly opportunistknew that fragile peace had been dealt a hammer blow. This meant only one thing: war!
Fire and Water
Davy was driven from the rear garden into the street, where the Ailsan Allies tried to provoke him into running the gauntlet of bucket brigades. The swiftly unfolding events are documented below
The Last Casualties of War
The conflict apparently over, the condition of the casualties was reflected upon, and dampness attended to. At this point, the apparent dryness of your neutral-but-intrepid photojournalist was remarked upon, and a hasty-but-elegant disappearing manoeuvre was effected, to avoid being the last casualty of the war.
Last updated: 8 October 2000